COMBATING LIMPERS SINCE 1875

PUGNANS LIMPUS CUM MDCCCLXXV

LIMPERS PARADISE: "They spent most their lives limping on Replay's poker site..." :-)

Really looking forward to see "MICKEY AND THE LIMPERS" performing their new smash hit "I CALL YOU ALL NIGHT LONG" at this year's Limpfest.

"NO BLUFF, I HAD A PAIR!"
-Argentinians response to me saying "nice bluff" after folding 2 pair to his shove when straight and flush came in on the river-

LIMPUS MAXIMUS CUM MANUS ASINUS, LUDERE OMNIBUS MANIBUS ET CALLIUS STATIONARE ULTIMO SUNT PROHIBITAS!
-Arisdonkeles 350 B.C.-

"GO AND PLAY 2-CARD-POKER, DUDE! WE DON'T RAISE HERE!"
-Annoyed Limper facing preflop aggression in Omaha Hi/Lo"

To be continued...