Be kind, you can't trade chips for grace.
Poker means never having to say you're sorry.
"No river..... No fish" --Amarillo Slim
I never want to be called a 'good loser.' Show me a good loser and I'll just show you a loser. -Stu Unger
The majority of players are looking for reasons to fold. I am looking for reasons to play. -Daniel Negreanu
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." --Phil Ivey
"In order to be a successful gambler you have to have a complete disregard for money." --Doyle Brunson
"Even Jesus wouldn't bet all of his chips on a Jack-three." --Phil Gordon
"Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher." --Amarillo Slim
"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time." --Phil Hellmuth
"I can dodge bullets, baby!" --Phil Hellmuth
"You realize how many times lightning has to strike in order for you to be sitting here?" --Mike 'The Mouth' Matusow
Larry Laffer is the lead character in the "Leisure Suite Larry" PC adventure games from the 90s, a fun series. The only thing I have in common with Mr. Laffer is my real first name is Larry.