TJ Moo$ey playing poker, representing Moosies on the continent, a long way from his homeland of Labrador... In the summer, he sits with the bartender to help bring in tips, at a summer beach volleybar (Tip-Jar Moo$ey). Moo$ey has all kinds of adventures & advice...

On a light Sunday night at the bar, Moo$ey has some free time from pimping for tips to give dictation of his family life story on their experiences with the Canadian National Railway. His great grandfather, Old Bucket Nose, won the Battle of Saskatoon by knocking a train of munitions off rail. His mother, Cuddles, used to roam with Gordon Lightfoot, and helped compose the smash hit "Sundown" one drunken night in a caboose, with the key line, "You better take care if you find a moose creeping down your backstairs". A year later, after breaking up with Lightfoot, she was heartbroken to find her songwriting credits removed, and any, and all, references to mooses, erased...

Not enough bling? Here are Moo$ey's stock tips for the day! Moo$ey says first, you need munny. Use your bartending tips, break into your piggy bank, or use your moose body to break into real bank vault (return munny later when you are rich). Next, here are Moo$ey's entry points, pre-split, for NVDA, AAPL & AMZN: $0.80, $0.04, $0.07. Now... Go back in time & buy at those levels... Simple!